Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves: Saturn's About to Pull a Spock and Beam You Up to Responsibility Station!"

The next Capricorn will start in 331 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 12 days, at Wednesday, 07 February, 2024

Mercury is currently in Capricorn

Venus is currently in Capricorn

Mars is currently in Capricorn

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 220 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Full moon is currently 15.3 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hey there Capricorn! Now, I assume you've got your seatbelts fastened and tray tables in their full upright position because this cosmic ride is about to take off. Mercury, Venus, and Mars are all doing the cha-cha in your sign. It's like a planetary frat party up there, and you're the one with the keg. You're usually as steady as a rock, but with Mercury in town, your mind might start running faster than Usain Bolt on energy drinks. Your thoughts could be moving faster than light speed, so try and slow down (I know, easier said than done), maybe do some meditation, or just listen to some Bob Dylan. Either way, take a chill pill, #MercuryMania. With Venus also in Capricorn, expect romance to be as hot as a supernova. If you're single, you might find yourself attracting more admirers than a free Wi-Fi hotspot. And if you're taken, well, bring a fire extinguisher because things are about to get steamy, #VenusVibes. Mars joining the party means it's time to get those running shoes out of the closet. The energy boost will make you feel like you've swallowed a Red Bull factory. But remember, don't burn out faster than a meteor entering Earth's atmosphere. Balance is key, #MarsMadness. And lastly, with the Full Moon at 15.3 days old, it's practically a cosmic teenager. Expect mood swings, rebellion, and maybe even a little bit of cosmic acne (okay, maybe not that last one). But don't worry, it's just a phase (get it? Moon phase? I crack myself up!). So, brace yourself, Capricorn. You're about to take a rollercoaster ride through the cosmos. Remember, keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times, and try not to scream too loudly. It's going to be a wild ride, but you've got this. Peace out, stay nerdy, and always keep looking up! #CapricornCraze #AstrologyRocks

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.01.2024 08:32:01 (cap-26-01-2024)