Capricorn Report

"Capricorn's Cosmic Forecast: Saturn Plays Hide-and-Seek While Your Inner Goat Leaps Towards Starry Shenanigans!"

The next Capricorn will start in 26 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 18 days, at Thursday, 14 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 6 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 59 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 40 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Full moon is currently 13.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Alright Capricorns, listen up! Now, I know you're all about ambition and practicality, but let me tell you, with Pluto in your sign right now, things are about to get just a smidge...unusual. And by unusual, I mean as unexpected as discovering your best friend is from Betelgeuse and your house is about to be demolished by a Vogon Constructor Fleet. The full moon is 13.7 days old, which means it's just about ready to get its learner's permit and start making questionable choices in the lunar parking lot of life. Yes, you heard it right. It's the cosmic equivalent of puberty for our dear moon. And in the grand scheme of things, you're the parent trying to maintain some semblance of control. Good luck with that! You might find yourself feeling somewhat like Arthur Dent, perpetually bewildered by the universe's obsession with throwing curveballs at you. But remember, just like Arthur, you have the power to navigate through the chaos. So, don your dressing gown, grab your towel (never forget the towel!), and face the cosmos head-on. Remember to keep an eye out for any unexpected opportunities hiding behind the metaphorical pot plants. Don't panic if things feel like they're going off the rails - even a Heart of Gold spaceship runs on improbability. This month, your mantra is: "I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." So, embrace the chaos, remember your sense of humor, and most importantly, don't forget your towel. #CapricornChaos #IntergalacticImprobability #DontPanic #HitchhikersGuideToTheHoroscope #TowelDayEveryday

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.11.2023 08:32:01 (cap-26-11-2023)