Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Brace Yourself for a Cyborg-Free Week! No Time Travelers, Just Star Transits!"

The next Capricorn will start in 330 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 11 days, at Wednesday, 07 February, 2024

Mercury is currently in Capricorn

Venus is currently in Capricorn

Mars is currently in Capricorn

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 219 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Full moon is currently 16.2 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hello, Capricorns! Buckle up your metaphorical space boots because, oh boy, you are about to experience a cosmic traffic jam in your sign. It seems like Mercury, Venus, and Mars have decided to hold a planetary meetup, right in your celestial neighborhood. Mercury, the chatty Cathy of the cosmos, is in Capricorn, which means your mind is racing faster than a UFO on warp speed. You're spitting out ideas like a popcorn machine, but remember, not every kernel's gonna be a golden nugget. Some might just be burnt and unappetizing, much like your cooking attempts during quarantine. Venus, the goddess of love, is also lounging around in Capricorn, spritzing everything with her love potion. Expect a lot of gooey love stuff to envelop you. If you're single, you might fall head over heels for the barista who can't spell your name right. If you're in a relationship, you might find yourself staring lovingly at your partner, even when they're snoring like a hibernating bear. Mars, the fiery planet of action, has also crash-landed into Capricorn. This means you'll have the energy of a caffeinated squirrel on a mission. Use this boost wisely, or you might end up reorganizing your entire house in the middle of the night. The Full Moon, now 16.2 days old, is serving as a giant cosmic spotlight, highlighting all these planetary shenanigans. This might lead to some serious introspection. But try not to take yourself too seriously, Capricorn. Remember, even black holes, those mysterious cosmic giants, don't know why they suck so much. So, Capricorns, brace yourselves. The universe is throwing quite a party in your sign. Just remember to dance like no one's watching, laugh like you've just heard a really good nerd joke, and love like you're in a cheesy rom-com. #CapricornCraze #CosmicTrafficJam #PlanetParty #NerdAstrology #LovePotionCapricorn #MarsEnergyBoost #MoonlitEpiphanies

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.01.2024 08:32:02 (cap-27-01-2024)