Capricorn Report

"Capricorns Prepare for Cosmic Chaos: Saturn is Not Just a Gas Giant, It's Your Personal Life Coach!"

The next Capricorn will start in 24 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 16 days, at Thursday, 14 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 4 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 57 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 38 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Full moon is currently 15.8 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Greetings, fellow earthlings and especially you, Capricorn! It's time to turn your attention to the celestial bodies doing the cha-cha in your life right now. Pluto, that adorably renamed dwarf planet we still can't forget about, is currently moonwalking through your sign. Picture it as a cosmic DJ, remixing your Capricorn playlist. This is like the universe playing an epic game of Space Invaders with your personal life! Pluto’s residency in your sign means it's time for some intergalactic spring cleaning. Remember, this is the planet named after the Lord of the Underworld, not the Disney dog, so don't expect him to fetch your slippers. Let's face it, Pluto doesn't do light and fluffy; it's more about the intense and transformative. Embrace it, my horned friends! And what’s this? A full moon, 15.8 days old, is illuminating your path. It's like the universe's personal spotlight focusing on you – no pressure! This is not the time for playing hide and seek with your issues. So, dear Capricorn, it’s a cosmic cocktail of transformation, intensity, and illumination. Don't worry if you feel you're being turned inside out and upside down. That's just Pluto and the full moon doing their cosmic tango in your life. Remember, you're a Capricorn: You're as sturdy as the mountain goat you represent, and twice as stubborn! Trust me when I say, if anyone can handle the shenanigans of Pluto and the full moon, it's you. Stay open to change, and remember: the universe isn't doing this TO you, it's doing it FOR you. Now go out and show ‘em what you've got, Capricorn! #PlutoInCapricorn #FullMoonFever #CosmicCocktail #CapricornChaos #SpaceInvadersOfLife #QuatermassHoroscopes

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.11.2023 08:32:01 (cap-28-11-2023)