Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Boldly Goat Where No Goat Has Gone Before: Extraterrestrial Abductions Predicted in Your Weekly Horoscope!"

We are currently in the sign of Capricorn

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 10 days, at Wednesday, 10 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 14 days, at Sunday, 14 January, 2024

Venus moves to Capricorn in 24 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 5 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.8 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hey there, Capricorn, you sturdy little goat. It's a big week for you, my friend. With the Waning Gibbous moon getting about as old as your boring uncle Bob's dad jokes, it's time to shed the old and embrace the new, just like the moon's doing a striptease in the sky. Listen, Pluto's hanging out in your sign like an awkward wallflower at a school dance. You might feel a bit chilly, but don't worry, that's just Pluto's icy personality. You're not getting a cold, promise. But it does mean it's time to dig deep, real deep, like "I've-lost-my-keys-and-I'm-late-for-work" deep. You'll find treasures within yourself you didn't know existed. Maybe even a sense of humor. Hey, I said maybe! Also, in true Predator style, "If it bleeds, we can kill it." Now, don't go on a hunting spree, I know how you Capricorns take everything so literally. This is more about overcoming hurdles. Challenges are going to come at you faster than an alien with dreadlocks in a jungle. But remember, you're a goat with the power of a Predator. You've got this. So, get out there, channel your inner Arnold Schwarzenegger and show the world who's boss. And remember, keep it light, keep it funny, because life's too short to be serious all the time. #CapricornCool #PlutoParty #MoonMoves #PredatorPower #AstrologyAwesomeness #GoatGiggles

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.12.2023 08:32:02 (cap-31-12-2023)