Gemini Report

"Twin Trouble Alert: Gemini, Your Duality Is in Full Swing and Mercury is Just As Confused As You Are!"

The next Gemini will start in 78 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 11 days, at Friday, 15 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Gemini in 92 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 81 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 139 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 83 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Well, my dear Geminis! The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.8 days old, almost as old as that last piece of pizza you've been avoiding in the fridge! Maybe it's time to finally toss it out. The cosmic energies are urging you to get rid of any leftovers – both physical and metaphorical. You know, Gemini, you're a lot like Schrödinger's cat these days - existing in multiple states at once. Are you going to finish that screenplay or just binge-watch another season of 'Stranger Things'? The Universe can't tell! The duality of your sign, symbolized by the Twins, is akin to owning an iPhone and an Android at the same time. You're constantly trying to update both, but hey, you're adaptable, right? The Third Quarter moon phase, looking like Pac-Man in a cosmic arcade game, is all about release and letting go. Just like when you finally beat that impossible level on Tetris, it's time to clear the rows and make space in your life for the new pixels. As the moon approaches its final phase, it's a great time to evaluate what you've been hoarding in your emotional inventory. And remember, just like a pop quiz in quantum physics, the Universe has a knack for throwing curveballs. So, keep your wits about you, and if you find yourself in an existential crisis, just remember: It's only a phase, not a software update. #GeminiLife #QuarterMoonCraze #AstroNerds #LeftoverZodiac #ExistentialCrisisSurvivor #QuantumQuirks #PacManMoon

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.03.2024 07:22:02 (gem-04-03-2024)