Gemini Report

"Twins, Prepare for Galactic Gymnastics! Gemini's Stellar Splits Will Leave You Starstruck This Month!"

The next Gemini will start in 199 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 23 days, at Monday, 27 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 213 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 202 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 260 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 204 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.2 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Oi, Gemini! Listen up, sunshine. I've got a good one for you today. The Third Quarter moon is 21.2 days old, which means it's about as mature as your decision-making skills. No offence! #ThirdQuarterMoon #GeminiGags The stars are in a bit of a tizzy, but don't worry, they're not coming down with space flu or anything. They're just trying to figure out your love life, which is about as clear as a London fog. Expect some unexpected rendezvous or strange messages from exes. I'm not saying it's aliens, but...yeah, it's probably aliens. #AlienLoveLife Your work life is about to get a bit more interesting, and by 'interesting' I mean as challenging as trying to understand the plot of a Christopher Nolan film on a Monday morning. But hey, you're a Gemini - you were practically born juggling flaming torches while riding a unicycle. You'll be fine. #WorkLifeBalance? In terms of your health, let's put it this way: if you were a Dalek, you'd be saying 'Exterminate!' to those takeaways. Try to add some veggies to your diet. Yes, chips count, but only if they're not counted as a main course, alright? #HealthyGemini Keep your chin up, Gemini! Remember, you're as unique as a snowflake, but try not to melt under pressure. Embrace your dual nature and keep everyone guessing. After all, predictability is about as fun as a trip to the dentist. #StayWeird That’s it for now. Allons-y and Godspeed, Gemini. Don't forget to iron your spacesuit! #AstrologyWithATwist

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.11.2023 07:22:01 (gem-04-11-2023)