Gemini Report

"Gemini, Brace for Impact: Mercury's Retrograde is About to Turn Your Life into a Cosmic Sitcom!"

The next Gemini will start in 168 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 20 days, at Monday, 25 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 182 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 171 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 229 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 173 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.2 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hey Gemini! Buckle up, because the universe has got one helluva joyride lined up for you today. The 22.2-day-old Third Quarter moon is hanging out like a moody teenager who's just discovered emo music. And it's influencing your communication zone, so don't be surprised if you find yourself speaking fluent Klingon or indulging in impassioned debates about whether Star Wars is better than Star Trek (it's not, by the way 😜). Your twin nature means you're always ready to embrace both sides of any argument, but remember, there's a fine line between 'intellectual discourse' and 'annoying everyone in a five-mile radius'. So, try to keep the sci-fi geekery to a polite minimum, unless you're at Comic-Con, in which case, let your freak flag fly! Also, with Mercury in retrograde, I suggest not starting any new projects... especially if they involve building a spaceship or trying to prove that Schrödinger's cat is indeed both alive and dead. The cosmic energy is too chaotic for that kind of commitment right now. Stick to perfecting your Vulcan salute instead. But hey, don't let the celestial shenanigans get you down. The stars might be acting up, but they've still got your back. Plus, you're a Gemini. You can talk your way out of anything, including an alien abduction. So, get out there, and seize the day, Gemini! Or, as they say in the 12 Colonies of Kobol, "carpe diem". To infinity and beyond! #GeminiVibes #NerdyAstrology #ThirdQuarterMoon #StarbuckStyle 🚀🌗👽🖖

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.12.2023 07:22:01 (gem-05-12-2023)