Gemini Report

"Gemini, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore Your Horoscope: Expect Binary Decisions and Dualistic Dilemmas!"

The next Gemini will start in 74 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 7 days, at Friday, 15 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Gemini in 88 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 77 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 135 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 79 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Greetings, Gemini! The stars are aligning and the moon is waxing to a tender 27.1 days old, which in celestial terms is just about ready to get its driver's license. The Waning Crescent moon is doing its best impression of a sliver of celestial Swiss cheese. Under the shadow of this teeny tiny moon, your dual nature is being thrown into stark relief, like a Predator in an infrared vision goggles. One minute you're all #ChattyGemini, talking the hind legs off a donkey, and the next you've switched to #StealthMode, silently stalking your goals like a cosmic commando. The next full moon is scheduled for an ungodly hour of 7:01:37 on the 25th of March, 2024. Set your alarms, folks, because that's the kind of precision timing you'd expect from a celestial event. Or a Predator setting a self-destruct device. Either way, it's gonna be a blast! This month, channel your inner Predator. No, I don't mean start decapitating your enemies and mounting their skulls as trophies (though if your enemy is procrastination, by all means...). Rather, embrace the silent, focused intensity. Affix your gaze on your goals like a heat-seeking missile and go after them with single-minded determination. Remember, Geminis, even Predators have a softer side. Like when they take off their masks and reveal their... uh, beautiful faces. So don't forget to balance your relentless pursuit of objectives with some downtime. Maybe watch a movie. I hear "Predator" is pretty good... And remember, the universe doesn’t make mistakes, so if you feel like you're starring in your own version of a sci-fi horror flick, that’s just the cosmos reminding you to #StayWeird and keep reaching for the stars... or at least the nearest tree for camouflage. May your month be filled with cosmic hilarity, #GeminiGiggles and lots of #PredatorPuns!

#Gemini

SignToday Is Posting: 08.03.2024 07:22:01 (gem-08-03-2024)