Gemini Report

"Prepare for Double Trouble, Gemini: Your Twin is Plotting a Coup...and It's Not Even Mercury Retrograde!"

The next Gemini will start in 161 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 13 days, at Monday, 25 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 175 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 164 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 222 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 166 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The New moon is currently 28.8 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hello, Gemini! Well, you've got about as much chance of a quiet day as I did avoiding those pesky Xenomorphs on the Nostromo. Your communication skills are sharper than a Xenomorph's tail, so use them wisely! With the New Moon being 28.8 days old, it's just about as secretive as Ash when he first boarded our spaceship. This means it's time to unveil your own mysteries, Gemini! You know, like why you've got 14 tabs open on your browser or how you manage to lose your car keys while driving. The next Full Moon at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023 is going to light up your life brighter than Ripley's flamethrower in a dark corridor. This lunar luminary is set to fire up your social life, so get ready for a flurry of invites that might feel like an Alien invasion. Don't worry though, you won't need a power loader to handle all the fun. Remember, in space, no one can hear you scream... but on Earth, we can all hear you laugh. Make sure to spread the joy and keep your sense of humor high, even when you're feeling low. #GeminiVibes #AlienHoroscope #OutOfThisWorldWisdom #RipleyRules #StaySassyGemini

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.12.2023 07:22:01 (gem-12-12-2023)