Gemini Report

"Brace Yourselves, Gemini: The Universe is Playing Ping-Pong with Your Fate, and It's Wearing Oven Mitts!"

The next Gemini will start in 189 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 13 days, at Monday, 27 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 203 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 192 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 250 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 194 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The New moon is currently 0.9 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hey there, Gemini! So, the New Moon is 0.9 days old, practically a cosmic baby, still figuring out its place in the universe! Just like you when you can't find your phone while it's in your hand, eh? This week, Venus is moving into your sign, so expect some good vibes coming your way. You might feel the urge to flirt with that cute barista at your local coffee shop or perhaps even with that alien race from Raxacoricofallapatorius. (Just don't forget, last time you flirted with an extraterrestrial, you ended up with a slight case of temporal displacement. Keep it cool.) But remember, while Venus is all about the love and beauty, she's also about balance. So, for every perfect cappuccino heart you receive, expect a slightly burnt toastie. It's not a disaster; it's just the universe keeping things fair. Mars is also making a move this week - it's trotting into Virgo. This means you'll have the energy to finally tackle that DIY project you've been putting off. And by DIY project, I mean that TARDIS model you've been meaning to paint. You know, the one collecting dust next to your sonic screwdriver? It's about time you gave it some love. Remember, Gemini, life's a bit like traveling through time and space. You never quite know where you're gonna end up, but it's always an adventure. Stay brilliant, keep laughing, and maybe throw on a bow tie this week because remember, bow ties are cool. #GeminiVibes #SpaceTimeFlirt #TARDISDIY #BowTiesAreCool

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.11.2023 07:22:01 (gem-14-11-2023)