Gemini Report

"Brace Yourselves, Gemini! Mercury's in Retrograde and Your Wi-Fi May Be Next!"

The next Gemini will start in 219 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 16 days, at Tuesday, 31 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 233 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 222 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 280 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 224 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The New moon is currently 0.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hey Gemini, brace yourself! The new moon is just 0.5 days old and it's time to channel your inner Predator. But don't worry, no need for thermal vision goggles or an atomic bomb wristwatch... yet. You're known for your dual nature, much like a Predator who can be invisible one moment and taking down an entire team of commandos the next. This week, you might find yourself juggling tasks like a Predator juggling human skulls. Remember to balance your work and personal life; you don't want to end up nuking your social calendar. The new moon brings fresh starts and new beginnings. It's the perfect time to set new goals or polish that wrist-blade. You know, metaphorically speaking. But hey, if you've got a literal wrist blade that needs some TLC, more power to you! Also, with Mercury, your ruling planet, in retrograde, communication may seem as tough as interpreting Predator clicks and roars. So, if you're getting misunderstood, just remember: it's not you, it's the planetary alignments messing with your signals. In the love department, you might find yourself torn between two interests, much like a Predator choosing between a plasma caster or a net gun. Take your time and choose what resonates with your heart; after all, you want your romantic endeavors to be less 'hunted alien species' and more 'intergalactic love story'. Remember Gemini, you're as adaptable as a Predator in the jungle. Embrace your versatility and let your dual nature shine. After all, who else can be both cute and terrifying at the same time? #GeminiPredatorVibes #NewMoonMadness #MercuryRetrogradeMischief #AlienLoveStory #InterGalacticGemini

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.10.2023 07:22:01 (gem-15-10-2023)