Gemini Report

"Gemini, Brace Yourselves for a Galactic Hoedown: Mercury's Doing the Fandango and it's Gonna Stir up Your Moon Pies!"

The next Gemini will start in 155 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 7 days, at Monday, 25 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 169 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 158 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 216 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 160 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 5.8 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Oh, Gemini, you dual-natured darling. The stars have been chatting about you! And with the First Quarter moon at 5.8 days old (yeah, I measured), it's like a teenager who's just discovered sarcasm - intense and slightly unpredictable. Mercury, your ruling planet, is doing the cosmic cha-cha right now, so communication will be as clear as my vision after a night of herbal experimentation. Expect misunderstandings to abound. You might say "I love you" and they'll hear "I love ewes." Suddenly, you're in a debate about the softness of sheep's wool versus alpacas. This week, embrace your inner nerd. Dive into that new sci-fi novel, binge-watch the latest season of Doctor Who, or unravel the mysteries of the universe with a Stephen Hawking book. Your intellectual curiosity is your superpower - use it wisely. And remember, Gemini, you're as changeable as the UK weather forecast, and twice as entertaining. So, keep them guessing, and don't forget to enjoy the cosmic ride. #GeminiVibes #CosmicChaCha #NerdyAstrologer #HippieScience #StephenHawkingFanClub #DoctorWhoBinge #FirstQuarterMoonMania

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