Gemini Report

"Gemini: This Week, You're Gonna Have More Twists and Turns Than a Predator Chasing Arnold Through the Jungle!"

The next Gemini will start in 90 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 23 days, at Friday, 15 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Gemini in 104 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 93 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 151 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 95 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hey, Gemini, this is your favorite astrologer / space cowpoke here. Your stars are doing a two-step that’d make even the most experienced Peacekeeper dizzy. So, the waxing gibbous moon is 11.9 days old. Yeah, that's right, it's not quite hitting its teenage years yet, but it's already causing you all sorts of cosmic angst. Kinda like a hormonal Rygel in the throes of his 200th puberty - fun times, right? Here’s the lowdown: Mercury, your ruling planet, is doing a mental tango with Venus in the sky. This means your communication and love life are about to get so intertwined, you'd swear they were Scarran dreadnoughts in a hyperspace dogfight. Expect some unexpected messages from old flames or, you know, potentially being sucked into a wormhole of emotions. But hey, no big deal, right? You're a Gemini - you guys invented multitasking! Speaking of wormholes, your mind might feel like one these days - sucking in info from every corner of the universe faster than Moya can Starburst. This is a great time to nourish your intellectual side, just try not to go full Delvian on us and start speaking in cryptic riddles. Remember, while you're out there exploring the uncharted territories of your life, don't forget to take a break, kick back and enjoy some Farscape marathons. Or maybe just a nice cup of hot Raslak. Whatever floats your Leviathan. #GeminiVibes #WaxingGibbousMadness #CosmicTango #FarscapeLife

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