Gemini Report

"Mercury in Retrograde: Gemini, Hold onto Your Multiples - It's About to Get as Twisty as a Wormhole!"

The next Gemini will start in 119 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 25 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Gemini in 133 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 122 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 180 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 124 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hello, Gemini! As a fellow messenger of the cosmos, like Mercury himself, I'm here to remind you that the universe has not forgotten you. In fact, it's sending you a cosmic postcard with a Waxing Gibbous moon that's 12.5 days old. That's right, not a day over 13! Now, what does this mean to you? Well, imagine the moon as your favorite slice of cosmic pizza, almost full but still leaving room for extra toppings. As your planetary ruler Mercury might put it, it's a great time to "add more cheese" to your life. That's metaphorical cheese, of course, unless you're lactose intolerant. The Waxing Gibbous phase is like a cosmic drum roll, a sign that things are building up to something big. So, if you've been working on a secret robot project or perfecting your alien language skills, now is the time to step it up a notch. However, don't forget that you are a Gemini. You know, the one who is eternally youthful, quick-witted, and can juggle conversations about quantum physics, Star Wars, and gardening all at the same time. This phase is a reminder to tap into your adaptable nature and prepare for the big show. The universe is your stage, my dear Gemini, so make sure your performance is one for the galactic history books! Remember, balance in all things. Don't let your inner nerd overpower your charming hippie spirit. We wouldn't want you to end up like that poor misunderstood Klaatu, would we? So, keep shining, Gemini! And remember: the universe may be infinite, but the number of pizza slices is not. Choose wisely! #GeminiVibes #WaxingGibbous #CosmicPizzaSlice #NerdLife #HippieBalance #KlaatuBaradaNikto

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