Gemini Report

"Strap in, Gemini! Starship Mercury in Retrograde - Expect Turbulence, Miscommunications and Coffee Spills on your Console!"

The next Gemini will start in 118 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 24 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Gemini in 132 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 121 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 179 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 123 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Full moon is currently 13.4 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Well, hello there Gemini! I'm channeling my inner Gandalf today, so listen closely, "You shall not pass... up this astrological update!" *cue dramatic music* This full moon, at a ripe old age of 13.4 days (I double-checked using my abacus), is causing a cosmic stir in your house of communication. You may find yourself compelled to talk faster than an over-caffeinated hobbit, or on the flip side, you might become mysteriously silent like a brooding Gollum. Either way, your words will carry the weight of Mjölnir, so use them wisely. Your twin nature is getting a touch of Middle Earth magic, meaning you'll be balancing the Bilbo Baggins' hospitality – always ready for an unexpected party, with a dash of Aragorn’s courage - ready to face any challenges head-on. Remember, even the smallest person can change the course of the future, so don't underestimate your actions. Your love life is about to get as steamy as Smaug's breath (try saying that five times fast!). This is the perfect time to whisper sweet Elvish into your partner’s ear, or if you're single, to venture out of your hobbit-hole and find your own precious. In the realm of work, expect to crack some codes like Alan Turing breaking Enigma. Your creativity is soaring higher than an eagle rescuing dwarves from treetops. Just remember to leave the ring of power at home; office politics can be tricky enough without invisibility. So, dear Gemini, brace yourself for an adventure! To quote Bilbo, "It's a dangerous business, going out your door... but there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." #GandalfStyleHoroscope #GeminiGoneMiddleEarth #FullMoonFrodoFeels #FantasyAstrology #NerdyAndProud

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.01.2024 07:22:01 (gem-24-01-2024)