Gemini Report

"Galactic Twins Beware: Mercury in Retrograde Threatens to Misplace Your Other Half!"

The next Gemini will start in 178 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 2 days, at Monday, 27 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 192 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 181 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 239 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 183 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hello there, Gemini! #DualLife #TalkativeTwins With the Waxing Gibbous moon being 12.6 days old, it's like that awkward teenage phase – not quite full, yet far from new. Kinda like when Yoda was just a wee green lad, before he started talking in riddles and eating gross swamp soup. In a galaxy not so far away (yup, right here), your communication skills are set to be as sharp and fast as Han Solo's Kessel Run. You might not have a Millennium Falcon, but your words will be traveling at light speed. So, remember: speak wisely. Words are your lightsabers this week, and nobody wants to accidentally chop off their own foot, right? #LightsaberTalks #YodaWisdom Your ruling planet, Mercury, is doing some funky interstellar dance, creating a cosmic mixtape that's got your social life on a high note. Expect some invitations from Ewoks for treehouse parties. Just remember, no matter how cute they look, they probably can't handle their liquor. #EwokShenanigans #PartyUnderTheStars As for love, you're as flirty as Lando Calrissian on a good cape day. Just don't go promising any Cloud Cities you can't deliver, okay? Keep it real, Gemini. #LandoLoving #CloudCityPromises Remember, even Boba Fett had off days. He fell into a Sarlacc pit, for crying out loud. So, if things get a bit rough, just remember: you're not being slowly digested over a thousand years. It could always be worse. #BobaFettBlues #SarlaccSurvivor May the Force be with you, Gemini! #GeminiForce #StarWarsHoroscopes

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.11.2023 07:22:01 (gem-25-11-2023)