Gemini Report

"Gemini's Twin Suns: One Says 'Chill', Other Says 'Thrill'. Choose Wisely or You'll End Up in Carbonite!"

The next Gemini will start in 208 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 5 days, at Tuesday, 31 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Gemini in 222 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 211 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 269 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 213 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hey there, Gemini! Just like Snake Plissken, I’m here to deliver a message, but mine won’t involve saving the world. You’re not off the hook though, you gotta save your own world, buddy! The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.9 days old, which, in space terms, means it’s just hit its rebellious teenage years. It's strutting around the cosmos like it owns the place, and if that doesn't scream "Gemini energy," I don't know what does. This phase of Luna is all about refining and honing - kinda like Snake Plissken in a corrective eye clinic. So, take this cosmic hint, Gemini, and start sharpening your skills, whether it's juggling chainsaws or convincing your boss you deserve that promotion...or maybe convincing your boss to juggle chainsaws. But remember, just because the moon is acting like a moody teenager, doesn't mean you should too. Keep your cool, Snake-style. No matter what chaos ensues around you, remain unflappable. Be ready for unexpected adventures, Gemini. And if you see someone wearing an eyepatch, well, let's just say it's probably best to avoid any buildings with a 'Escape from New York' vibe. Might also be a good time to brush up on your glider piloting skills. Your lucky number for the week? 1997. Yeah, I know, it’s a year, but hey, it's the year Snake Plissken escaped from New York, and who knows, maybe it’ll be the year you escape from... well, whatever it is you need escaping from. Remember, Gemini: "The world's full of Plisskens." Don't just be another one; be the one who makes a difference. #GeminiVibes #SnakePlisskenStyle #WaxingGibbousGrit #EscapeFromOrdinary #AstroNerd

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.10.2023 07:22:01 (gem-26-10-2023)