Gemini Report

"Get to the Chopper, Gemini! Alien Stars are Flexing their Cosmic Muscles!"

The next Gemini will start in 112 days, at Tuesday, 21 May, 2024

The Moon moves to Gemini in 18 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Gemini in 126 days, at Tuesday, 04 June, 2024

Venus moves to Gemini in 115 days, at Friday, 24 May, 2024

Mars moves to Gemini in 173 days, at Sunday, 21 July, 2024

Jupiter moves to Gemini in 117 days, at Sunday, 26 May, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.9 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hey there, Gemini! As your celestial twin representative and resident astro-nerd, I'm here to spill the cosmic tea on your horoscope. With the Waning Gibbous moon standing at a ripe old age of 18.9 days (yeah, she's been around the block), you're in for quite the celestial ride. First off, communication - it's kind of your thing, right? Well, Mercury, your ruling planet, is about to turn into the cosmic equivalent of a ham radio during a thunderstorm. Expect a bit of static in the line. Don't fret, though! Use your inherent adaptability and quick wit to navigate through this. You know, like adjusting the bunny ears on an old TV. #RetroTech On the romance front, Venus is doing a cha-cha slide right into your love sector. If you're single, expect to have suitors lining up like it's Black Friday and you're the last 4K TV on the shelf. In a relationship? Well, it's going to heat up faster than a microwave burrito. #LoveIsInTheAir Workwise, Saturn's giving you a thumbs up. It's like your boss just discovered you're not only good at spreadsheets, but you can also fix the office printer. Time to shine, Gemini, but remember - with great power comes great... well, you know the drill. #OfficeSuperhero In terms of wellness, Mars is flexing its muscles in your health sector. This is your official cosmic nudge to take up that yoga class or dust off the old treadmill. Embrace your inner hippie and remember, "Peace, Love and Downward Dog." #YogaLife So, brace yourself, Gemini. It's going to be a wild ride, but I know you've got this. Just remember, even when the stars seem a little wonky, they're still on your side. And so am I. Until next time, space cadets! #GeminiGang #AstroNerd

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