Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare to swim in a cosmic sea of groovy vibes: Astro-blasts from Neptune are rewiring your motherboard for interstellar hilarity!" 🤖✌️

The next Pisces will start in 266 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 12 days, at Saturday, 10 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 270 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 288 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 299 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The First Quarter moon is currently 9 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Ah, Pisces, my old fishy friends. Gather 'round, for this week's intergalactic forecast is swimming your way. Now, don't panic, but it seems that Saturn, the grand poobah of rings, has decided to join Neptune in your sign. Do remember your towel, as things might get a bit soggy. As the First Quarter moon waxes to a plump 9 days old, much like a fine Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, your emotions may start to feel a little fizzy. Try not to take yourself too seriously, and for Zaphod's sake, don't let anyone press your hyperspace button. With the combined energy of Saturn and Neptune, you'll be feeling quite the cosmic cocktail. Dreams and reality may blur together like a Vogon's understanding of poetry, so tread carefully. It's the perfect time to harness your inner Slartibartfast and sculpt some masterpieces in both your personal and professional lives. Just a friendly reminder: Avoid hitchhiking on any spaceships this week, unless, of course, you're in dire need of a lift to the Restaurant at the End of the Universe. If that's the case, good luck, and may the Ford Prefect be with you. #SaturnInPisces #DontPanic #FirstQuarterMoon #NeptuneAndChill #HitchhikersGuideToAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.05.2023 08:52:02 (pis-29-05-2023)