Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Galactic Hitchhikers Brace for Yet Another Tediously Optimistic Week of Unbearable Spontaneity and Wanderlust - Don't Panic, but Do Bring a Towel"

The next Sagittarius will start in 235 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 8 days, at Monday, 10 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 222 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 272 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 237 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.1 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Ahoy, my Sagittarian space sailors! 🚀 It's your favorite nerdy hippie astrologer from the helm of the Battlestar Galactica, bringing you a sidesplitting star forecast for the week under the wise guidance of the Waxing Gibbous moon, 11.1 days old and still counting! 🌔 As the stars align in your favor, my free-spirited archers, remember to keep those quivers locked and loaded because it's time to aim high and shoot for the stars! 🏹 And by stars, I mean all those planets minding their own business out there in the cosmos. 🪐 The universe is sending some serious Cylon-free vibes your way, so fret not, you won't have to worry about any robotic drama this week. Thank the Gods of Kobol! 🙌 You're free to focus on your personal growth, creativity, and perhaps even mastering your Viper piloting skills. 🛩️ But beware! The cheeky Mercury retrograde may try to glitch your communications system. So don't be surprised if your FTL drive malfunctions or someone interprets your intentions as hostile when all you wanted was a friendly game of Pyramid. 🃏 Keep calm and carry a cosmic wrench to fix any miscommunications. 🔧 In matters of love and friendship, you'll find yourself feeling more connected than ever, just like a heart-to-heart with President Roslin. 💞 Embrace this emotional adventure and let your Sagittarian optimism guide you through these interstellar connections. 🌌 So say we all, Sagittarius! This week, you'll be bolder than Starbuck, wiser than Gaius Baltar, and cooler than a frakking ice planet. Remember, you've got the entire fleet behind you, cheering you on as you conquer the space-time continuum. May the celestial forces be with you, and as always, watch out for Cylons! Yours in stars and spaceships, Admiral Nerdstrologer 🖖 #SagittariusHoroscope #WaxingGibbousMoon #BattlestarGalacticaAstrology #NerdyHippieAstrologer #SoSayWeAll #SpaceAdventures #CelestialSquadron

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