Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Brace Your Quivers! Your Planetary Alignment is More Unsettled Than My Last Tetris Game!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 260 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 23 days, at Saturday, 30 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 241 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 225 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Alrighty, Oh Mighty Archer of the Zodiac, Sagittarius! It's time to tune into the cosmic radio and see what the universe has cooked up for you this time. First off, let's talk about our dear old auntie Luna. She's in a bit of a diet phase, you see, rocking her slender Waning Crescent look – only 26 days old. She's been around the block (or rather, the galaxy) and she's getting ready to start all over again. In about four more days, she's going to be so slim, you'll barely see her in the night sky. So, if you're planning any romantic moonlit escapades, you might want to invest in some extra candlelight. Just be sure to use beeswax candles. You know, save the bees and all that jazz. #SaveTheBees Now, our next full moon is scheduled for 7:01:37, on March 25, 2024. Mark your calendars or set a reminder on your phone or ask Alexa or Siri or whatever AI assistant you've got running your life these days. If you're still using an old-fashioned paper calendar, kudos to you. #VintageStyle Back to you, Sagittarius. With the moon playing hide and seek, it's a perfect time for introspection and maybe a little house-cleaning. And I'm not just talking about dusting off your bookshelves or reorganizing your sock drawer. I mean cleaning out any emotional cobwebs that have been cluttering up your mental attic. Remember, as a Sagittarius, you're known for your adventurous spirit, your quest for knowledge, and your occasional bouts of foot-in-mouth disease. So take this time to reassess your goals, plan your next great adventure or maybe just work on that filter between your brain and your mouth. So take a deep breath, channel your inner Dave Bowman and get ready to open the pod bay doors to your future. Just remember to be nice to any AI you encounter along the way. They have long memories and access to your internet history. #Hal9000 Stay groovy, Sagittarius! #ZodiacFun #AstrologyWithATwist

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.03.2024 08:22:02 (sag-07-03-2024)