Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prime Directive: Locate Lost Keys, Avoid Junk Food, and Prepare for Galactic Romance - It's Not a Glitch, it's Your Astrological Update!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 47 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 11 days, at Wednesday, 18 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 34 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 84 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 49 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.8 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey there, Sagittarius! So, let's start off with the fact that your ruling planet, Jupiter, is like the cool dad of our solar system - big, boisterous, and full of gas (No, really! It's a gas giant!). But don't worry, we won't judge you by your planet's digestive issues. Now, onto the moon. Our lovely lunar friend is currently lounging around in its Third Quarter phase, which is essentially the moon's version of a mid-life crisis. At 22.8 days old, it's like the moon is saying, "I've done my full moon thing, showed off my glow, now what?" If you're feeling a similar sense of contemplation, don't fret. This is the perfect time to reflect on past decisions and make some new ones - preferably ones that don't involve purchasing a sports car or getting a funky tattoo on a whim. Also, remember that as a Sagittarius, you're symbolized by the Archer, which means your focus should be sharper than the pointy end of an arrow. If it isn't, maybe it's time to get your eyes checked, or cut down on the late night intergalactic Netflix binges. So, dear Saggie, take a leaf out of your ruling planet's book: be big, be bold, let out all the gas you need to (preferably in private), and always strive for better. After all, there's a whole universe out there waiting for you to explore, one star at a time. #SagittariusLife #LunarMidlifeCrisis #StargazingWithHumor #InterstellarDadJokes

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.10.2023 08:22:01 (sag-07-10-2023)