Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare for an Interstellar Rodeo: Galactic Centaurs Invade Your Love Life & Wallet!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 39 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 3 days, at Wednesday, 18 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 26 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 76 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 41 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The New moon is currently 0.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Ah, Sagittarius, my adventurous archer! With the new moon just a baby at 0.6 days old, it's in its full 'I-just-got-born-where's-my-milk' phase. Now is the perfect time for you to embark on that wild journey you've been planning... or impulsively decided on two minutes ago. You know, the one involving six different countries, three different types of exotic animals and at least one treasure chest. As Jupiter continues its cosmic journey, it's sending vibes your way that say, "Hey, Sag, let's turn that famous optimism up to 11!" But hold onto your quiver, because Mercury is also in retrograde. Which, as any self-respecting nerd knows, is basically like trying to read a book while someone keeps flipping the pages backwards (and no, this won't help you finish that 'War and Peace' quicker). This cosmic combo might make communications go haywire - think emails getting lost in cyber-space, texts autocorrecting "I love you" to "I love yams"... you get the picture. However, with your renowned Sagittarian humor, people will think it's all part of your charm. So, my dear Sagittarius, in the spirit of your adventurous yet hilarious nature, I'd say strap on those jet boots, spread the love (or yams), and enjoy the ride! And remember, even if Mercury is playing tricks, your positive energy is more contagious than a laugh in a silent library. #SagittariusSilliness #NewMoonMadness #MercuryRetrogradeMayhem #JupiterJoyride

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.10.2023 08:22:01 (sag-15-10-2023)