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The next Scorpio will start in 139 days (Thursday, 23 October, 2025, 11:01 UTC)
The Moon is currently in Scorpio
Mercury moves to Scorpio in 123 days (Tuesday, 07 October, 2025, 11:01 UTC)
Venus moves to Scorpio in 154 days (Friday, 07 November, 2025, 11:01 UTC)
Mars moves to Scorpio in 108 days (Monday, 22 September, 2025, 11:01 UTC)
Moon In Scorpio
Scorpio's moon reminds you to avoid distractions. Your emotions are likely running pretty strong, so make sure to focus and don't take things too personally. Don't jump to conclusions. That said, those strong emotions might be useful in your love life!
Notice that you're reacting a little more harshly. You're going to be a little more passionate. You're likely to push your limits. Take advantage of this to be more introspective of your feelings and let them guide you.
Scorpio is the eighth astrological sign in the Zodiac, originating from the constellation of Scorpius. It spans 210°–2400° ecliptic longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the sun transits this area on average from October 23 to November 22.
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