Taurus Report

"Beep Boop Beep! Taurus, You're More Stubborn Than a Wookiee at a Shaving Contest: Your Galactic Forecast Awaits!"

The next Taurus will start in 273 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 16 days, at Monday, 07 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 299 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 283 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 323 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

"Ah, Taurus, my young Padawan! This week, the Force is strong with you. The Jupiter Star Destroyer has parked its cosmic butt in your constellation, promising expansion and growth like a Wookie on a protein shake diet. But wait, there's more! Uranus, the Rebel Alliance of our solar system, is also in your corner. Now, I know what you're thinking, 'But Master Kenobi, isn't Uranus a gas giant?' Well, yes, but in astrology, it symbolizes innovation and change. So buckle up, because your life is about to get as unpredictable as a game of Dejarik against a cantankerous R2-D2. Your challenge this week? Navigating through the asteroid field of life with the grace of the Millennium Falcon. Remember, the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are approximately 3,720 to 1...unless you're Han Solo, or a Taurus with these cosmic forces at your side. With the moon in its Waxing Crescent phase, it's only 4.1 days old - still younger than the Ewoks, and definitely less annoying. This youthful lunar phase suggests it's time to start new projects – maybe build your own lightsaber or, you know, something more practical like organizing your Jedi robe closet. Remember Taurus, the Force will be with you. Always. #JupiterInTaurus #UranusGotYourBack #WaxingCrescentMoonVibes #MayTheForceBeWithYouTaurus"

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.07.2023 07:12:01 (tau-22-07-2023)