Virgo Report

"Patience, you must have, Virgo! In the stars, a traffic jam there seems to be. Mercury in retrograde, causing cosmic hiccups it is!"

The next Virgo will start in 204 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 23 days, at Saturday, 24 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 176 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 186 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hey there, Virgos! Listen up, because I've got a cosmic update that's hotter than a supernova. You're practical, analytical, and you like things to run like a well-oiled spaceship, amiright? Well, prepare for some turbulence. This Third Quarter moon, aged at a wise 20.7 days old, is giving you a bit of an existential crisis. It's like you're staring off into the void of space, contemplating whether you're more of a Kirk or a Picard. But hey, don't let this lunar lunacy get you down. Remember, just because your spaceship's computer has gone full HAL 9000, doesn't mean you can't manually override it. Embrace these feelings of uncertainty - they're leading you to unexplored galaxies of self-discovery. And hey, who knows, you may just find a new alien species or two to befriend. Let's just hope they're not like those nasty Necromongers, eh? Keep your chin up, Virgo. This phase is temporary. Like a black hole, it'll suck in all your worries and spit them out in some other dimension where they'll become someone else's problem. Isn't astrophysics fun? I'll leave you with this thought: in the grand cosmic scheme of things, we're all just stardust hanging out on a floating rock. So, get your space boots on and kick some asteroid! #VirgoVoyager #QuarterMoonCrisis #AstrophysicsAstronaut #ChroniclesOfVirgo

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.02.2024 07:52:01 (vir-01-02-2024)