Virgo Report

"Virgo Forecast: Expect a Shower of Cosmic Dust Bunnies, Don't Forget Your Intergalactic Lint Roller!"

The next Virgo will start in 54 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 20 days, at Friday, 21 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 28 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023

Venus moves to Virgo in 100 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars moves to Virgo in 10 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hey, Virgo, it's your celestial traffic controller coming at you with some stardust wisdom. I see you've been using that meticulous side of yours to count the days of the Waxing Gibbous moon. 12.4 days old, huh? That's more specific than the measurements on my last DIY project. Under this nearly full moon, your analytical brain is sharper than Spock's ears. You're gonna see patterns in your life that even Alan Turing couldn't crack. So, don't be surprised if you start predicting your dog's bathroom schedule or notice a peculiar correlation between your coffee intake and your sudden desire to alphabetize your spice rack. This is also the perfect time for you to bring order to the chaos of your life. So, get out there and categorize your socks by color, texture, and elasticity. Or maybe finish that long-abandoned Sudoku puzzle - you know, the one that's been haunting you from the coffee table? Just remember, Virgo, while you're out there being the Sherlock Holmes of everyday life, don't forget to kick back and let loose every once in a while. Even the universe takes a break - I mean, look at Pluto, it's been downgraded to a dwarf planet and it's loving the chilled out life. #WaxingGibbousMadness #VirgoVibes #PlutoChill #SherlockHolmesOfLife #MoonMania #AstroNerd

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.07.2023 07:52:01 (vir-01-07-2023)