Virgo Report

"Great Scott, Virgo! This week's cosmic forecast is denser than a DeLorean's flux capacitor! Prepare for celestial shenanigans, time-warping adventures, and a heavy dose of intergalactic giggles!"

The next Virgo will start in 114 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 25 days, at Saturday, 27 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 88 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023

Venus moves to Virgo in 160 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars moves to Virgo in 70 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.4 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, esteemed Virgo! According to my calculations, the Waxing Gibbous moon is precisely 11.4 days old, or as I like to call it, "a blink in the vast cosmic timeline." But who's counting? Certainly not me, an ever-rational astrologer, but I digress. As a meticulous Virgo, you may feel the urge to refine, reorganize, and recalibrate your life during this lunar phase. Fear not, for the Force is strong with you! You might find yourself tidying up your space at light speed, much like the time R2-D2 thought he could win a chess game against Chewbacca (spoiler alert: he couldn't). #OutOfThisWorldOrganization In your intergalactic social life, don't be surprised if you find yourself as the go-to mediator between feuding friends. Just remember, it's not always wise to let the Wookiee win. Embrace your inner Yoda and approach conflicts with a calm, open mind. #MayThePeaceBeWithYou For those Virgos exploring the dating galaxy, remain steadfast in your search for a compatible co-pilot. Sure, Han Solo and Princess Leia were an unlikely pair, but their love story was written in the stars! Keep an open heart, and you may just find your very own scruffy-looking nerf herder. #LoveLongAndProsper Financially, the Waxing Gibbous moon encourages you to boldly go where no Virgo has gone before - budgeting. While it may seem as daunting as navigating an asteroid field, establishing a solid financial plan will have you flying high like the Millennium Falcon in no time. #BudgetWars To sum it up, dear Virgo, harness the power of this 11.4-day-old Waxing Gibbous moon to reorganize, mediate, and explore new possibilities. May the Force be with you, always! #VirgoVoyage #CosmicC3PO

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.05.2023 07:52:01 (vir-02-05-2023)