Virgo Report

"Virgo, Brace for Alien Invasion! Mars is in Retrograde So Your Laundry Might Be Safe, but Watch Out for the Toaster!"

The next Virgo will start in 265 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 2 days, at Monday, 04 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 237 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 247 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

"Hello, my Virgo friends! It's time for your intergalactic forecast, brought to you by the waning Gibbous moon, currently looking as crumpled as my last laundry pile at 19.5 days old. As it so happens, this period of lunar retreat is a bit like your Yoda – wise and guiding. So, if you're feeling as confused as Luke Skywalker on his first day at Jedi school, don't worry! The force, or shall I say, the moon, is with you. With this moon, it's time to tie up those loose ends. Yes, even that rogue Millennium Falcon model you've been meaning to glue back together since it fell off the shelf last week. And remember, just because you can't see the entire moon doesn't mean its power is any less. Kind of like how you can't see the wind but it can still mess up your hairdo...and we all know the tragedy of a bad hair day. The stars are nudging you to channel your inner Han Solo. Be bold, be brave. If something's been holding you back from showing your full potential, now is the time to let it go. Just think of it as dropping your cargo at the first sign of an Imperial Star Destroyer. In your personal Death Star, aka your workplace, it's time to step up. You might not be leading the Rebel Alliance, but you can certainly organise the heck out of your next project meeting. Take it from Obi-Wan, "The Force will be with you, always." And in love? Well, you may not be speeding across galaxies with a Wookiee co-pilot, but that doesn't mean you can't have an adventure. Embrace spontaneity, and remember, love is like the force - it surrounds us, penetrates us and binds the galaxy together. So, go ahead, invite that cute Ewok for a cup of blue milk. So, Virgo, remember to trust the waning Gibbous moon and your instincts. They’re like R2-D2 and C-3PO - always there to guide you, even if they bicker a lot. That's all for now, folks! May the force be with you...and remember, don't underestimate the power of the waning moon!" #Virgo #StarWarsHoroscope #WaningGibbous #MayTheForceBeWithYou #InterstellarInsights

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.12.2023 07:52:01 (vir-02-12-2023)