Virgo Report

"Virgo's Starry Trek to Celestial Order: Cosmic Cleanliness Prevails, the Garak Way!"

The next Virgo will start in 112 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 23 days, at Saturday, 27 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 86 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023

Venus moves to Virgo in 158 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars moves to Virgo in 68 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

The Full moon is currently 13.3 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Ahoy there, Virgo mateys! Captain Harkness here with your cosmic forecast for this 13.3-day-old full moon. Are you ready to embark on a thrilling voyage through the astral seas? Well, buckle up your space pants, because we're about to blast off into the great unknown! 🌌 Let's start with the obvious: that full moon is shining brighter than my impeccable smile, and it's got you feeling like you want to dance with the stars (literally, not just the TV show). So, grab your telescope and put on your moonwalking shoes, because it's time to explore the galaxy! Just remember to keep an eye out for any extra-terrestrial hunks or space babes – you never know when you might stumble upon some interstellar romance. 😉👽💕 Now, as a Virgo, your organizational skills are unparalleled – I mean, have you seen your sock drawer? It's a thing of beauty. This month, channel that same meticulous energy into sorting out your life goals. Are you aiming to become the first person to colonize Mars? Or perhaps you're striving to develop a greener spaceship fuel? Whatever your dream, it's time to strategize, prioritize, and synergize! 📝🚀 In the love department, you might find yourself attracted to fellow Earth signs this month. So, when you're not busy discovering new planets, why not indulge in some earthly pleasures with a Taurus, Virgo or Capricorn? Just remember to use protection – we don't want any unexpected alien babies floating around the universe now, do we? 😜👶🪐 Finally, don't forget to take some time out for self-care during this lunar cycle. Treat yourself to a bubble bath in zero gravity, or maybe even a cosmic massage (just watch out for those pesky black holes). You deserve it, you celestial superstar! 🌟 So, there you have it, Virgo! Your intergalactic journey awaits. Remember to keep your phasers set to stun, and don't forget to share your cosmic shenanigans with the world using these out-of-this-world hashtags: #VirgoVoyager, #SpaceSocks, #IntergalacticLove, and #NerdyAstroHippie. Until next time, may the stars be ever in your favor! 🌠 Captain Jack Harkness, signing off.

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.05.2023 07:52:01 (vir-04-05-2023)