Virgo Report

"Gandalf the Grey Says: Virgos, You Shall Not Pass... Without a Hefty Dose of Organizational Spree and a Side of Kale Smoothie!"

The next Virgo will start in 51 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 17 days, at Friday, 21 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 25 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023

Venus moves to Virgo in 97 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars moves to Virgo in 7 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

The Full moon is currently 15.7 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Alright, all you Virgo folks, it's your boy from the cosmos here, with a little Blade Runner twist. Firstly, let's acknowledge that our lunar lady is officially 15.7 days old - pretty much in her rebellious teen phase. So, buckle up, because this week is going to be as unpredictable as a replicant on the loose. Mercury's in retrograde, and like a rogue Nexus-6, it's causing more misunderstandings than Roy Batty at a poetry slam. It might feel like you're stuck in a plot where the director didn't bother to give you the script. But fear not, Virgo! Your analytical mind has got more detective skills than Deckard himself. Use them to navigate through the hazy communication channels. Saturn's hanging out in your fifth house, which means it's time to let go of your inner android and embrace your humanity. Maybe you'll find love? Or maybe you'll find a unicorn origami in your pocket. Either way, remember to enjoy the ride. And here's a tip from your friendly neighborhood astrologist - don't try to control everything. You're not Tyrell Corp., and life isn't a replicant. So, chill out, take a deep breath, and let the universe do its thing. The stars are calling for you to embrace the chaos, just like Deckard embracing his existential dread. So, put on your trench coat, step out into the rain-soaked streets of your life, and remember: "It's too bad she won't live, but then again, who does?" #BladeRunnerHoroscope #VirgoVibes #FullMoonFrenzy #SpaceNoir

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.07.2023 07:52:01 (vir-04-07-2023)