Virgo Report

"Virgo, You're About to Discover Schrödinger's Cat in Your Love Life: It's Both Alive and Dead Until You Open the Box!"

We are currently in the sign of Virgo

The Moon moves to Virgo in 9 days, at Wednesday, 13 September, 2023

Mercury is currently retrograde in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 35 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.5 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Alright, my Virgo virtuosos, here's the cosmic lowdown! Now, I know you've been feeling like a fish out of water - or should I say a Dalek without its plunger? The culprit? Mercury is in retrograde and it's partying in your sign, causing a bit more chaos than usual. You may find yourself re-evaluating every minutiae of your life, from your choice of breakfast cereal to why you thought wearing socks with sandals was ever a good idea. But fear not my Earth-element extravaganza, this is a golden opportunity for growth! With the Waning Gibbous moon currently acting like a celestial nightlight at 19.5 days old, your inner nerd will be in full swing. Expect to have sudden insights into quantum physics or an inexplicable urge to alphabetize your organic tea collection. And you'll love every minute of it! So, my dear Virgo, embrace the chaos. Let Mercury retrograde be your personal time machine, because let's face it - who wouldn't want to be the Doctor for a while? Just remember, no matter how tempting, don't blink at any statues, and definitely don't touch any suspiciously blinking buttons. Here's your mantra: "I'm not confused, I'm just well mixed." Keep that in mind, and you'll navigate this astrological rollercoaster like a Time Lord at the helm of the TARDIS. #VirgoVibes #MercuryMayhem #NerdyAndProud #CelestialChaos #DoctorWhoDoppelganger

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.09.2023 07:52:01 (vir-04-09-2023)