Virgo Report

"Virgo's Forecast: Mars in Retrograde, Mercury Misbehaving - Time to Kick Back, Chillax and Blame the Universe for Everything!"

The next Virgo will start in 293 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 3 days, at Tuesday, 07 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 265 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus is currently in Virgo

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.2 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Virgo, oh my dear Virgo! The spiraling dance of the cosmos has placed Venus right in your celestial backyard, and let me tell you, she isn't just there for the intergalactic lemonade. Venus in Virgo suggests a time to focus on the details, the nitty-gritty, the quantum particles of your life. And as you may know, in the realm of quantum physics, particles can be in two places at once. So, don't be surprised if you find yourself double-booked or experiencing a certain duality in your emotions. It's all part of the cosmic package deal, my friend. Now, about that 21.2-day-old Third Quarter moon. It's like a middle-aged cheese wheel in the sky, somewhat past its prime, but still looking sharp... and don't forget, cheese is best served with a touch of whine (or wine, your choice). This phase is all about letting go and clearing out. So, whether it's a black hole of clutter in your closet or a nebula of negative thoughts, now's the time to jettison them into the cosmos. Remember, the universe doesn't make mistakes - unless we're talking about black holes, which are essentially galactic glitches. But hey, even those suckers have their charm! So, embrace the chaos, Virgo. Your analytical brain might feel like it's doing the Time Warp, but trust in the forces at work. You're not just a speck in the universe, you're a speck with purpose... and potentially, a very tidy closet. #VirgoVibes #SpaceyCheese #QuantumQuirks #AstrologicalAnarchy #CosmicClosetClearout

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.11.2023 07:52:01 (vir-04-11-2023)