Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert! Prepare to be Taken Over by a Swarm of Ultra-Organized, Health-Conscious Alien Beetles this Week: It's Not an Invasion, It's a Lifestyle Upgrade!"

The next Virgo will start in 323 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 6 days, at Wednesday, 11 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 295 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 4 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey there, Virgo! The Third Quarter moon is 21 days old, just like that carton of milk you've been ignoring in the fridge. Yes, I'm talking to you, my organized yet somehow eternally procrastinating earth sign. This week, it's time to bring out your inner O'Neill and ditch the dreaded "to-do" list. Break out the fishing rod, or the PlayStation, or that book you've been meaning to read. And above all, resist the urge to clean that one corner of your house that's been bugging you. This week, it's all about you, not your chores. With this aging moon, you might feel a pull towards nostalgia, maybe even for the good old days of dial-up internet. Remember those? When downloading a picture took an hour, but hey, at least it wasn't a video call with your boss while you're still in your pyjamas. In the career department, expect the unexpected. Maybe your boss will suddenly be abducted by aliens and you'll get a promotion. Or maybe you'll just find an extra donut in the break room (equally as exciting). When it comes to love, well, let's just say your chances of meeting a new flame are looking brighter than an Asgard's skin. But remember, even if a romantic prospect seems like a dream, they could turn out to be a replicator. So proceed with caution, my friend. Stay cool, Virgo. And remember: Just because you're a perfectionist doesn't mean you have to perfect everything. Sometimes good enough is...well, good enough. #VirgoVibes #ThirdQuarterMoonMadness #AlienAbductionsAndPromotions #AsgardRomance #StargateSilliness

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.10.2023 07:52:01 (vir-05-10-2023)