Virgo Report

"Virgo's Horoscope: Alien Abductions, Time Loops, and Wormhole Shenanigans - Just Another Day in the Life of a Virgo!"

The next Virgo will start in 110 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 21 days, at Saturday, 27 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 84 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023

Venus moves to Virgo in 156 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars moves to Virgo in 66 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

The Full moon is currently 15.4 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Hey there, Virgo friends! Buckle up, because it's time for your Flash-Gordon-inspired horoscope, courtesy of your favorite nerdy, hippie astrologer. 🚀 As the full moon reaches 15.4 days old (like, totally middle-aged in moon years, man), it's time to embrace your inner superhero and get ready for adventure! But like, in a down-to-earth Virgo way... so maybe more like organizing your sock drawer or color-coding your spice rack. 💥 With Mercury ruling your sign, you're all about communication, but let's be honest, you're not exactly channeling Flash Gordon's charisma. Try channelling that inner superhero in *subtle* ways, like wearing a cape while vacuuming, or declaring "GORDON'S ALIVE!" while tackling a pile of laundry. 🦸‍♀️ The universe is telling you to take charge and conquer your tasks with confidence, just like Flash conquering Ming the Merciless! But remember, no matter how much you want to save the world or your apartment from clutter, don't forget to take some time out for self-care. Maybe even meditate on planet Mongo, or you know, your living room floor. 🌕 Get ready to crush it this month, dear Virgos, as you ride the cosmic waves like a true space hero. Just don't forget your sense of humor because, after all, life's too short not to laugh at the absurdity of it all! 🌌 #VirgoVibes #FlashGordonHoroscope #MoonAgeRocks #HippieAstrology #NerdyAndProud #LaundryConqueror #FullMoonFuntimes

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SignToday Is Posting: 06.05.2023 07:52:01 (vir-06-05-2023)