Virgo Report

"Virgo, Hold onto Your Protractors: Mercury's Gone Retrograde and It's About to Get Messier than a Klingon Food Fight!"

The next Virgo will start in 16 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 9 days, at Thursday, 17 August, 2023

Mercury is currently in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 62 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars is currently in Virgo

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey Virgo, buckle up! We're going Back to the Future with your cosmic forecast this week. With Mercury and Mars both chilling in your sign, you're practically the flux capacitor of the zodiac right now. You're juiced up, revved, and ready to hit 88mph! Just remember, it's not all about speed, unless we're talking about time travel...or pizza delivery. Mercury in Virgo is like Doc Brown in a DeLorean. Your mind is firing on all cylinders, cooking up ideas faster than you can shout "Great Scott!" This is the perfect time to invent that hoverboard or self-lacing shoes you've been dreaming about. Meanwhile, Mars is acting like Biff Tannen, trying to steal your sports almanac and mess up your future. Channel that Virgoan detail-oriented mojo to keep your timeline intact. Dodge those punches and stick to your plans. The Third Quarter moon, now a grand ol' 22 days, is reminding us that even in the darkest nights, we can still find light if we squint hard enough. Or use night vision goggles, whichever works best. So Virgo, rev up your DeLorean, grab your plutonium, and get ready to make like a tree and leave your challenges behind. Just remember, wherever you're going, you don't need roads...but you might need a map. #VirgoVroom #AstroMcFly #GreatScottItsVirgoSeason #ZodiacDeLorean #MarsBiffTannen #MercuryDocBrown #TimeTravelingVirgos

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.08.2023 07:52:01 (vir-08-08-2023)