Virgo Report

"Virgo: Your Planetary Perps Are Busted - Prepare for an Astrological Laugh Riot in the Sector of Silliness!"

The next Virgo will start in 137 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 21 days, at Sunday, 30 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 111 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023

Venus moves to Virgo in 183 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars moves to Virgo in 93 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.9 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, Virgo peeps! As the Waning Gibbous moon hangs in the sky at a ripe ol' 17.9 days old, I, Servalan from Blake's 7, have come to deliver your wickedly nerdy horoscope, with a dash of cosmic humor, of course! 🤓🚀 Dearest Virgo, you've got the precision of a laser beam and the organizational skills of Marie Kondo on steroids. But fear not, for this week, your inner hippie will emerge like a butterfly from its cocoon! (Or perhaps more like a Trekkie at Comic-Con) 🦋🖖 As the moon dances through the constellations, it's time to embrace your inner eccentricities. Dust off those bell-bottoms and get ready to groove, you earthy perfectionist. The cosmic energies are urging you to loosen up and find balance between your structured world and the wild, untamed universe. #BalanceIsKey 🔑 This Waning Gibbous moon is shining a light on your inner wisdom, and you might just find yourself contemplating the mysteries of the cosmos. Don't be surprised if you suddenly develop a deep understanding of wormholes or start quoting Neil deGrasse Tyson at dinner parties! 🌌 #NerdyVibes But beware, Virgo, as Mercury, your ruling planet, is doing the moonwalk through the celestial sphere. This means that communication may go haywire, turning your usually clear and concise messages into a game of broken telephone. So, double-check those texts and emails, or you might accidentally send your boss a love letter meant for your partner! 😳 #MercuryMoonwalk In conclusion, my sweet Virgos, let your hair down (or grow out those luscious locks), keep an eye on those pesky messages, and don't be afraid to let your inner nerd shine! Embrace the cosmic chaos and remember: there's no problem that can't be solved with a little love, logic, and laughter. #VirgoVibes Peace, love, and stardust, ✌️❤️🌟 Servalan, your friendly neighborhood astrologer

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