"Great Scott! Virgo, Your Horoscope is Heavy on the Scientific Jargon, But Don't Worry - You're Gonna Have a Flux Capacitor Moment of Clarity!"
The next Virgo will start in 167 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023
The Moon moves to Virgo in 24 days, at Monday, 03 April, 2023
Mercury moves to Virgo in 141 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023
Venus moves to Virgo in 213 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023
Mars moves to Virgo in 123 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.3 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Alright Virgo, get ready for some astrological advice from your favorite funny astrologer (aka me). With the Waning Gibbous moon at 17.3 days old, you need to be extra careful with your meticulous nature. Don't let your perfectionism get the best of you or you might end up driving everyone around you bonkers. #PerfectionistProblems
Remember to take breaks and indulge in some self-care. Maybe treat yourself to a nice bubble bath or a relaxing yoga class (or both, I won't judge). #SelfCareSunday
Also, don't be afraid to try new things this week. Step out of your comfort zone and take a chance on something that scares you. You might just surprise yourself with how much you enjoy it. #NewBeginnings
And finally, remember that laughter is the best medicine. So even when life gets tough, keep your sense of humor intact and everything will be alright. #FunnyAstrologer #DoctorWhoReference