Virgo Report

"Attention Virgos: Prepare for Celestial Shenanigans as Mercury Turns Retrograde, Proving Once Again, It Couldn’t Find Its Way Out of a Paper Bag Even with a GPS!"

We are currently in the sign of Virgo

The Moon moves to Virgo in 2 days, at Wednesday, 13 September, 2023

Mercury is currently retrograde in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 28 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.2 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings, Virgo! Or rather, "So long, and thanks for all the fish!" The Mercury Retrograde has set up camp in your sign like a Vogon constructor fleet, ready to demolish your peace of mind for an intergalactic highway. But don't panic! Remember your towel and everything will be just fine. Your communication skills are currently as dependable as a babel fish on a tea break. Emails might go astray, texts could be misinterpreted, and don't even get me started on video calls. They could resemble a disastrous meeting with the president of the Universe who has no idea what's going on. While the moon is in its waning crescent phase, at 26.2 days old (just shy of running a celestial marathon), it's time for you to lay low. This is not the time to embark on any technological ventures or try to decode the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. It's more like 42 minutes of quiet contemplation. Looking ahead, the next full moon is clocking in at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023. Mark it on your calendar, or better yet, etch it into a slab of rock and launch it into space. Full moons are known to ramp up emotions like a Marvin the Paranoid Android monologue, so be prepared. Remember, Virgo, you're infinitely improbable in the best way possible. Just like the Hitchhiker’s Guide, you have the ability to make sense out of the chaos. So take a deep breath, grab your towel, and let's see where the cosmos takes us next. #VirgoVibes #MercuryRetrograde #DontPanic #HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy #SoLongAndThanksForAllTheFish #CelestialMarathon #BabelFishCommunication #RememberYourTowel #InfinitelyImprobable

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.09.2023 07:52:01 (vir-11-09-2023)