Virgo Report

"Virgo's Horoscope: Prepare for a Cosmic Overhaul, Unleashing Your Inner Geek and Organizing the Universe, One Planet at a Time!"

We are currently in the sign of Virgo

The Moon moves to Virgo tomorrow, at Wednesday, 13 September, 2023

Mercury is currently retrograde in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 27 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.1 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings, dear Virgo! As the Mercury, your ruling planet, is doing the electric boogie backward in your sign, you might feel as if you've been sucked into a wormhole and spat out in an alternate dimension. But fear not, it’s just Mercury retrograde playing its tricks. Communication might feel like trying to explain quantum physics to a Tribble - fuzzy, confusing, and full of strange noises. So, try to keep those Vulcan logic skills handy, because the Universe has decided it's fun to play a cosmic game of broken telephone. Also, the Waning Crescent moon, which is currently 27.1 days old - or as I prefer to call it, in its 'teenage angst phase' - may have your emotions feeling a bit like you've been caught in a tractor beam. Just remember, even Spock had his emotional moments. The next full moon will be at precisely 9:58:21 on 29th September 2023, or as I like to call it "the moment my pet rock finally comes to life". Use this time wisely, dear Virgo. Organize your star charts, brush up on your Klingon, and maybe even indulge in some Romulan ale (or chamomile tea, if that's more your style). Remember, as Q once said, "The universe is filled with wonders." So keep exploring, stay curious, and never stop reaching for the stars. And remember, in the grand scheme of the universe, Mercury Retrograde is just a minor inconvenience. #LiveLongAndProsperVirgo #StarTrekHoroscope #MercuryRetrograde #FullMoonFever #AstroNerd

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.09.2023 07:52:01 (vir-12-09-2023)