Virgo Report

"Venus in Retrograde: Virgos, Hold Onto Your Socks! Timey-Wimey Stuff Ahead!"

The next Virgo will start in 248 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 13 days, at Monday, 01 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 220 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 230 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 6.9 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

"Listen up, Virgo. This week is going to be like navigating the twisted timeline of a Terminator movie, so buckle up. With the First Quarter moon at a cheeky 6.9 days old, you're going to find yourself feeling as energized as a T-800 with a fresh power cell. Use that energy to tackle your tasks head-on. Remember, you're a Virgo. You eat problems for breakfast, and your nutrition is 100% problem-solving power. You might encounter a few T-1000s in the form of nagging issues or difficult people. But remember, if a hunk of living metal can be defeated by a molten steel bath, you can certainly handle Karen from accounting. So gear up, and don't let anyone stand in the way of your objectives. Now, your love life... It's a little complicated this week. Think Sarah Connor and Kyle Reese complicated. Yes, it's THAT complicated. But remember, even in the midst of an apocalyptic war against machines, love found a way. So keep an open heart, but maybe avoid any time-traveling soldiers if you can. To sum up, this week is going to be a roller coaster ride, and you're in the driver's seat. You're not a T-800. You're a Virgo, and that means you're adaptable, intelligent, and always ready for action. So go out there, terminate those problems, and remember: Hasta la vista, baby! #VirgoVibes #AstrologyWithATwist #SciFiHoroscopes #HastaLaVistaBaby"

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SignToday Is Posting: 19.12.2023 07:52:01 (vir-19-12-2023)