Virgo Report

"Virgo, You're About to Stress Clean Your Spaceship: Your Alien Lifeforms Can't Hide in the Mess This Week!"

The next Virgo will start in 156 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 2 days, at Friday, 22 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 128 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 138 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Greetings, Virgos! And welcome to another round of "Cosmic Bingo" with your host, the Universe. The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.3 days old, which means it's older than the milk in my fridge. #MoonCheese, anyone? Now let's get down to the celestial nitty-gritty. As a Virgo, you're known for your meticulous attention to detail - so much so that you probably already knew about the age of the moon, didn't you? It's time to step away from your spreadsheets and indulge in the cosmic chaos, my friends. The stars think you're overdue for some "unplanned fun." And by that, they mean stumbling upon an alien civilization on a random planet, negotiating peace treaties, and maybe saving the universe once or twice. Just remember to bring a towel. #HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Watch out for those pesky retrogrades. They're like that one guy at the supermarket who insists on using a check in the express line. Annoying, but eventually, they'll move along. #RetrogradeRoadblock In the love department, you might find yourself feeling like Daniel Jackson trying to decipher Ancient. It's complicated, full of symbols, and sometimes you just wish you had a manual. But hang in there, because love, like a good sci-fi plot, always finds a way. #LoveIsAnAlienLanguage Stay groovy, Virgos. Remember, the universe is a crazy, chaotic, beautiful mess - just like you. Until next time, keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground - unless you’re floating in zero gravity, then do whatever floats your boat... or spaceship. #AstroOut

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.03.2024 07:52:01 (vir-20-03-2024)