Virgo Report

"Virgo, Brace Thyself: Mercury Retrograde has Nothing on Your Upcoming Battle with the Laundry Pile!"

The next Virgo will start in 272 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 9 days, at Monday, 04 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 244 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 254 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Greetings Virgo! With the Waxing Gibbous moon at a spry 12.6 days old, it's looking more radiant than my last science experiment that accidentally caught fire... but hey, who's keeping track? Your analytical skills, akin to my knack for deducing the inevitable mishaps of Blake's plans, are off the charts this week. The universe is practically shouting "Virgo, we need your problem-solving powers!" So, put on your metaphorical lab coat (or a real one if you're feeling fancy), and get ready to untangle the cosmic mess. Just remember not to overthink everything; life isn't a quantum physics problem, even if it sometimes feels like it! This moon phase also urges you to indulge in some self-care. And no, I don't mean meditating in a forest with a crystal tucked under your arm, though if that's your jam, more power to you! But do consider taking a moment to recharge those brain cells. Maybe read a good book, binge-watch an old sci-fi series (I might know one), or just have a laugh with friends. In the love department, Venus is doing a salsa dance around your chart. This could mean new romantic prospects or just a lot of salsa. Either way, remember to stay open and not as suspicious as me when Orac starts acting nice all of a sudden. So, Virgo, your mission this week is to use your analytical prowess, remember to relax, and be open to love or salsa... or both! Hashtags for the week: #VirgoVibes #WaxingGibbousGiggles #AstroNerd #LoveOrSalsa #AvonsAdvice

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.11.2023 07:52:01 (vir-25-11-2023)