Virgo Report

"Virgo Forecast: Expecting Cleanliness in Your Love Life? The Universe May Have Other Plans... and They're Not Wearing Rubber Gloves!"

The next Virgo will start in 242 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 7 days, at Monday, 01 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 214 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 224 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Full moon is currently 13.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Oh, dear Virgo, you meticulous, methodical maestro of the zodiac! This week, as the moon bloats like my Aunt Mildred after a cheese binge, you might find yourself slightly more on edge than usual. Having the full moon at 13.1 days old is like having a teenager in the house — unpredictable, sometimes moody, and definitely not doing what you ask. But fear not, my virginal Virgo! You've got everything under control. Or at least, that's what you keep telling yourself. As the moon reaches its teenage phase, your impulse to organize might go into overdrive. But remember, nobody ever calmed down by alphabetizing their spice rack at 2 am. Trust me, I've tried. Keep your eyes peeled for unexpected opportunities. That might be a lottery ticket found on the street, or it could be a time-traveling alien asking if you fancy a trip to the 15th century. Either way, be open to possibilities! So, buckle up, buttercup. With your ruling planet Mercury going retrograde soon, things may seem as chaotic as a Dalek at a pottery class. But remember, in the immortal words of The Doctor, "We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one." #FullMoonFever #VirgoVibes #SpiceRackChaos #DoctorWhoDrama #MercuryRetrogradeMagic

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.12.2023 07:52:01 (vir-25-12-2023)