Aquarius Report

"Watch Out, Aquarius! Mercury’s Retrograding Harder than a Geek at a Star Trek Convention!"

The next Aquarius will start in 19 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 10 days, at Friday, 12 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 34 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 46 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 42 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 19 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.6 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Greetings, Aquarius! The universe reminds me of a good cup of coffee, it’s dark, mysterious, and if you drink it too fast, you get this dizzy, jittery feeling. Just like Captain Janeway, you're a trailblazer. You love to explore the unknown, and there's plenty of that in your forecast. The Third Quarter moon, currently at the ripe old age of 20.6 days, is in your favor. It's older, wiser, and has seen more than its fair share of Klingons, just like you, dear water bearer. This moon phase suggests it's time to let go of things that are as useful as a holodeck on the fritz. You know the ones - those pesky fears, old habits, and any red shirts who can't seem to follow instructions. Speaking of red shirts, beware of attracting needy energy this week. Remember, you're the captain of your starship. You don't have time to babysit Tribbles. Focus on leading your crew (or yourself) to uncharted territories. You are Aquarius, after all, a sign known for its innovation, just like a Starfleet Engineer who manages to fix a warp core breach with duct tape and optimism. Finally, keep an eye on your communication console this week. Mercury may be playing tricks on your subspace signals, making your messages to others as scrambled as a malfunctioning universal translator. Be clear, be concise, and avoid trying to explain Fermat's Last Theorem in Klingon. Remember Aquarius, your life is an incredible voyage. It might seem like you're lost in the Delta Quadrant sometimes, but trust me, you're exactly where you need to be. #StarTrekHoroscopes #AquariusAdventures #ThirdQuarterMoonMagic #WarpSpeedWisdom #SubspaceSignals #VoyagerVibes

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.01.2024 08:42:02 (aqu-02-01-2024)