Aquarius Report

"May the Force Be With You, Aquarius: It's Time to Balance Your Inner Jedi and Sith... But No Death Stars, Please!"

The next Aquarius will start in 80 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 17 days, at Sunday, 19 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 95 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 107 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 103 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 80 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Alright, Aquarius, it's time for some #StellarSmartyPants talk. Now, I'm not saying you're going to walk through a Stargate or anything, but with the Waning Gibbous moon being 19.4 days old, you're about as dark and mysterious as Teal'c's eyebrow game. So, what's in store for you? Well, #AquariusAdventures, of course! Just like our beloved SG-1 team, you're going to find yourself discovering uncharted territories. And by territories, I mean your local grocery store where you'll finally remember to buy that thing you've been forgetting for weeks. Who knew something as simple as toothpaste could be so elusive, right? Your creativity will be as sparkly as a Goa'uld's eyes, making this a great time to tackle any DIY projects. Remember: hot glue guns are friends, not foes. But don't go all Sam Carter on them - we don't need any wormholes opening up in your living room. On the social side, you'll be the life of the party, even if the party is just you and your cat watching reruns of Stargate. Use your natural charm and wit to make connections, even if they are from the comfort of your couch. In love, you might feel like you're stuck in an endless loop, experiencing the same day over and over again. But don't worry, you won't need a ZPM to break the cycle. Just remember: honesty, open communication, and maybe a romantic gesture or two. (Hint: Dial the Stargate to the planet of chocolate and roses. Or just head to your local store. #RomanceIsntDead) Remember Aquarius, no matter what happens, you're as resilient as an Asgard and as unique as a Furling. So, go out there and conquer your universe! Or, you know, just conquer that mountain of laundry. Same thing. #AquariusAttitude #LivingTheStargateLife

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.11.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-02-11-2023)