"Resistance is Futile, Aquarius! Prepare to be Assimilated by a Galactic Wave of Good Vibes!"
The next Aquarius will start in 12 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 3 days, at Friday, 12 January, 2024
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 27 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 39 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 35 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Pluto moves to Aquarius in 12 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.2 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Hello, my Aquarian amigos! It’s your personal interstellar tour guide, here to navigate you through the cosmos – or as I like to call it, the ultimate "Where's Waldo?" of celestial bodies.
The Waning Crescent moon is currently playing hard to get at 27.2 days old. That's older than some of the cheese lurking in your fridge! So, if you’ve been feeling a bit like a leftover sandwich yourself, don't worry, it's not just because you've been binge-watching Red Dwarf till 3am.
Now, brace yourselves! The next full moon is scheduled for a grand entrance on the 25th of Jan, 2024 at precisely 17:54:43 - or, in layman's terms, tea time! So, be prepared to spill the tea, Aquarius. And by spill, I mean share your ideas, and by tea, I mean your incredibly brilliant, sometimes borderline crazy thoughts. Trust me, we all need a bit of that Aquarius magic right now.
Remember, as an Aquarius, you're as unique as a three-legged unicorn doing the Macarena. You often march to the beat of your own theremin. That's right, drums are too mainstream. Your creativity and originality are your greatest assets this month, so don’t let anyone dim your glow stick.
In the words of the immortal Arnold J Rimmer, "We're on a mining ship, three million years into deep space. Can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?" In other words, embrace the unexpected, Aquarius. Life is a series of crazy, inexplicable events - just roll with it.
That's all for now, my cosmic comrades. Remember, if life gives you lemons, make a lemon battery. After all, why make lemonade when you can generate electricity?
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SignToday Is Posting: 09.01.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-09-01-2024)
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