Aquarius Report

"Stellar Splashdown: Aquarius Attempts Quantum Physics, Discovers It's Easier to Walk on Water!"

The next Aquarius will start in 41 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 5 days, at Saturday, 16 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 56 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 68 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 64 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 41 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The New moon is currently 27.9 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hey there, Aquarians! The New Moon is 27.9 days old, which in nerd-talk means it's nearing its "season finale" episode. Only a few more re-runs until the next full moon on December 27th at 0:33:43. Is that AM or PM? Who knows! Time is an illusion, and we're all just floating on a giant space-rock, right? Now, as an Aquarius, you're known for being unique, innovative, and a tad unconventional - kind of like a Tesla Roadster in a world full of Honda Civics. This month, channel your inner Elon Musk (minus the Twitter rants) and embrace that Aquarian uniqueness to tackle challenges ahead. Jupiter's swing dance with Mars (weird flex, but okay) signals a time for growth and new opportunities. So, if you've been thinking about starting that vegan cryptocurrency blog, now is the time! Remember, Aquarius, your ruling planet Uranus isn't just famous for its funny name. It symbolizes change and rebellion. So go ahead, rebel against those socks and sandals haters, rock that Star Trek uniform in public, and show the world that Aquarians do it better. And always remember, when Mercury goes into retrograde, it's not trying to ruin your life. It's just doing the cosmic equivalent of running to the store in its pajamas for some late-night ice cream. We've all been there, right? So gear up, Aquarians! Your journey this month might be as unpredictable as trying to explain quantum physics to a toddler, but trust me, it'll be worth it! #AquariusSeason #ToInfinityAndBeyond #NerdLife Stay groovy, Aquarius. May the force be with you!

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.12.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-11-12-2023)