Aquarius Report

"Galactic Shocker: Aquarius to Stage Dramatic Rebellion Against Laws of Gravity, Set to Float Their Way Through the Month!"

The next Aquarius will start in 70 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 7 days, at Sunday, 19 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 85 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 97 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 93 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 70 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The New moon is currently 28.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Alright, Aquarius, strap in and buckle up because we're about to take a cosmic journey through the stars. Who needs a TARDIS when you’ve got the universe at your fingertips, right? This month, the New Moon is 28.5 days old, which is just over the age of some cheese in my fridge. It's a bit like that moment when you're trying to decide whether to risk it or to throw it out. But unlike my dubious dairy products, this lunar phase is ripe with potential for you. Now, the next full moon is due to make its grand entrance on the 27th of November, 2023 at precisely 9:16:41. I know, I know, rather specific time isn't it? But hey, the moon isn't one for tardiness. It's not like it's gonna hit the snooze button and oversleep. You should be the same, Aquarius. This exact timing sends a clear message: Be on time, be precise, and most importantly, be present. This phase is all about embracing the unknown, just like when I accidentally drank that alien cocktail and turned fluorescent for a week. Embrace the unexpected changes and shine bright, my Aquarian friend. The darkness can only last so long when you're around. So, grab your sonic screwdriver, your bag of Jelly Babies, and get ready to face the future with all the bravery of a Time Lord facing down a Dalek. Remember, it's not about the destination, it's about the journey, and your journey is about to get really exciting. Hashtags for the month: #LunarLunacy #TimeLordTendencies #AquarianAdventures #CheeseMoonWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.11.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-12-11-2023)